|Dr. Charley Patton|
Dr. Charley Patton was adjunct professor in the folk song department of the Scribian Institute for Accuracy in Music. At one point he was corresponding with author Lemony Snicket. Dr. Patton was researching the folk song, The Little Snicket Lad which was supposedly about Mr. Snicket's childhood. Dr. Patton was attempting, through his correspondence, to determine the accuracy of the song's lyrics.